Baby the Cat here. Babette the Kitty here.
Baby the paper is all about volunteers. They are very nice people to be volunteers. I am a volunteer too Baby.
Right Babette, how are you a volunteer?
Well volunteers do nice things that they do not get paid for and I do nice things for hours every day all day long and I don’t get paid for it.
What do you do Babette?
I volunteer to be a pet kitty cat. I have volunteered for this job for over 35,040 hours and that is since I was born. So I think I should get an award too.
Yes Babette you should get an award for being able to meow non stop ever since you were born.
See Baby you are not nice and only nice people and kitties get an award so you won’t ever get one so there.
Meow for now. Meow for now.
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About Babette the Kitty
Babette the Kitty is Baby the Cat's apprentice, actually his baby sister. She observes what Baby is spending his time doing each week and follows him around most of the time. She reports to the readers her view of a kitty's life in Commerce City and corrects what Baby tells them when he stretches the truth.
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About Baby the Cat
Baby the Cat maintains a discerning look at the Gateway News from high atop his tower. Baby exercises his (cat)itude through the many bites and scratches he imposes on the Gateway Staff and their work efforts. Baby is an incessant critic of all but his own work while keeping a watchful eye on his apprentice, Babette, whom he still insists is an orange mouse.
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