Food for Thought

Baby the Cat here. Babette the Kitty here.

Baby why are all the humans always trying to lose weight? I was watching the TV and there are lots of ads about what they should eat and how to exercise and what to do and what not to do. I am confused by all of this. Because I don’t have any problem. I am just the right cuddly size at ten pounds and I don’t get any bigger.

Well Babette, you did get bigger. When you first arrived as my apprentice, much to my chagrin, you were a mere baby kitten. I believe you weighed about three pounds, so yes you are bigger. It is all the Fancy Feast and sleeping.

Baby I exercise and also I am your baby sister so there. I run all over the house and up and down the stairs and climb all over the furniture and have to run away from you when you chase me too and that is mean and I will tell and you will be in trouble.

Back to the issue at hand, you did get bigger because of all the Fancy Feast Babette.

I think that all humans should eat Fancy Feast because then they would not have to worry about losing weight. I did eat a lot of Fancy Feast and I only weight ten pounds Baby.

How did you figure Babette?

Well I am almost four years old so that means that I am one thousand, four hundred, sixty days old and I eat two cans of Fancy Feast a day and that means I ate two thousand, nine hundred, twenty cans of Fancy Feast total and five cans equals one pound so that means I should be five hundred and eighty four pounds big.

Wow Babette! Fancy Feast is actually diet food. Who knew?

Baby I have a question. Why aren’t I that big? Is it because it really is diet food and I didn’t know it?

Babette, check out the litter box ok?

Baby you are so gross and that is because you are a boy.

Meow for now. Meow for now.