Sleeping Issues

Baby the Cat here. Babette the Kitty here.

Baby I cannot sleep like this.

What do you mean Babette, you cannot sleep???

Well Baby it is the smell.

What smell Babette? I don’t smell anything. What are you meowing about?

It is the smell of my blanket. I don’t like the smell and every time the human mommy washes my blanket, it smells funny.

Babette, that smell is laundry soap and fabric softener. Do I have to teach you everything?

Well the human Mommy washed my blanket because she says that it has kitty hair all over it but it takes me a couple of weeks to get kitty hair all over it and make it just perfect and then she washes it again and makes it smell. How can I make her stop doing this Baby since you know so much?

You could sleep on the floor. That is actually the best idea I have had. Then I will have lots more room on the bed.

Nooooo Baby I am not sleeping on the floor. I guess I will just have to learn to try to like the smell because I am sleeping on the bed on my blanket so there.

Meow for now. Meow for now.